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MONDAY

27th DECEMBER 2021
7:30pm

STARRING​

COMEDIAN • WRITER • ACTOR

JEFF INNOCENT

"Extremely Talented Cockney Philosopher"

 TIME OUT

Jeff Innocent has reached legendary status on the circuit & with audiences and quite frankly should be on TV a lot. A must-see act, simply on of the best there is. Voted Comedians’ Comedian Of The Year 2016 (a bit like Players’ Player at football, this one means the most). Jeff has unique appeal due to his contrast between his East End ‘Geezer’ appearance and demeanour along with his educated philosophical delivery. A rare act indeed.

He has also written for various publications and lectures on Stand- up comedy at The London Comedy School as well as having his own comedy academy.

Credits
BBC – Call the Midwife | BBC2 – Later with Jools Holland | SKY 1 – Time & Gentlemen Please | BBC – The Stand–Up Show

“It should be made law that every UK citizen go see

Jeff Innocent, he’s that good.” – Evening Standard.
“The body of a nightclub bouncer and the brain

of a University boffin!” – The Guardian.
“Extremely talented Cockney philosopher.” – Time Out.

FRIDAY

28th JANUARY 2022
7:30pm

STARRING
COMEDIAN • IMPRESSIONIST • WRITER

DANNY POSTHILL

Danny Posthill is a comedy impressionist, and his versatile act caters for all walks of life with unbeatable stand up and a string of impressions, such as Alan Carr, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and President Donald Trump, alongside all the other topical political characters of today.

Danny has performed all over the world, working around the Mediterranean and South America, plus taking his ‘Donald Trump act’ far and wide, performing at events from London to Singapore.

His TV Credentials include ‘Pointless Celebrities’, where he appeared alongside fellow impressionists Alistair McGowan, Rory Bremner and Jon Culshaw. He also starred as “Donald Trump” in a spoof rap battle against “Hilary Clinton” for Sky News. Finally, not forgetting Danny’s outstanding performance on Britain’s Got Talent, during 2015, where he reached the Grand Final.

“Brilliantly Funny” David Walliams BGT
“Best impressionist doing stand –up I’ve seen, apart from me of course"

           Alistair McGowan
“The act was great, you’re funny, you’re good… I like you.” Simon Cowell BGT

FRIDAY

25th FEBRUARY 2022
7:30pm

STARRING
​FLÂNEUR • RACONTEUR • BON-VIVEUR
MARCEL LUCONT

Marcel Lucont has toured the world with his dry wit,

bawdy chansons and exquisite sex poetry.

The self-proclaimed greatest UK-based French comedian around will ensure

that your life will be enriched by the experience of watching him.

“Fresh, accessible and hilarious” – The Guardian

“Wonderful French wit… Superb stuff…

His elegant, sardonic turns of phrase are an utter joy” - Time Out

“Excellently dry” – The Times

“Wickedly funny” – The Telegraph

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